What it is:
In 1988, Crash & Burn embarked for Colorado and the country-style
of Steamboat Springs. Outfitter Daman Nelson welcomed us for the
first of many more trips. Snow conditions were, well a bit bumpy,
but the group got there just in time to see the 49ers win the
Super Bowl. Some adventurous soles climbed 50 foot frozen waterfall
on their day off. The mountain held an evening party for us on
top of the mountain. A few of us tried this new thing called Snowboarding.
1989 saw us return to Colorado, this time the old mining town
of Telluride. Condos with hot tubs right next to the lift. Things
were booming with a race featuring the Maher brothers and members
of the Franz Klammer entourage parading everywhere. What we were
to lear was that Klammer was being wined and dined into investing
in luxury condos. This should have been a warning that Telluride
was going to change. On returning just 2 years later, development
had changed the town, with many Telski employees now commuting
from out of town. Some of us ventured into the helicopters of
Helitrax, to shred the San Juan Mountains. In '89 our heli-trip
was cut short as our helicopter made strange noises up at altitude
and made a speedy retreat to base camp, the last flight for the
year for said helicopter. The Franz Klammer entourage, decked
out head-to-toe in Franz Klammer-wear were a bit dissappointed
to learn that a couple California upstarts (Hank, Mike & Jeff)
had broken their helicopter. Tempting fate, Hank & Jeff returned
to the San Juans again in '91 for an excellent all-day powder
session. To keep things exciting the guides showed their prowess
by making a mid-mountain rescue of a local Telluride woman in
our heli-skiing group who blew out a knee.
1990 was the largest ever Crash & Burn with some 100 Californians
trying to play cowboy in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Our stay at the
Americana (the only place big enough to take all of us) was just
about as far a bus ride as you could take to get to skiing every
day. Luckily it was just a short, very cold walk into town to
the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. This trip was one of the coldest
and snowiest trips ever with big, big dumps, much to the pleasure
of the powderhounds. Some storms even closed down most of the
mountains. The tram tickets were worth the wait (and extra price).
The steeps, coupled with deep powder meant air-time everywhere.
Skiing the glades in the Hobacks meant a little extra work to
get back, but well worth it.
In 1992 we found a pretty small place we hadn't heard much about-Crested
Butte, with some very steep runs, many of which required some
steep hikes. The place was popular with the group and we returned
in '95, finding a few more lifts and a little more notoriety.
Crested Butte is where Marvin and Carolee achieved "Slider"
status, proving they could make it down the hill much faster by
not using skis ! The resort was a little smaller and very friendly.
They put on some really great funraces for us. The main town,
just a few minutes by bus had more than its share of fine restaurants.
We also met a guy named Jason who liked to ski real steep stuff
on telemark skis. Catching the telemark bug, several members took
telemark lessons.
Colorado again in 1993 ! Aspen (or Ajax, as people who think they're
locals call it) is the Hollywood of ski towns, with stars like
Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell out and about. John Denver was seen
quaffing a brew at the Flying Dog Brewpub, one of the older ski-town
brewpubs. While we could walk right on the lifts from Lulu Condos,
two other resorts, Buttermilk and Snowmass were also included
in the Aspen Skiing Co. lift ticket. The place to be on powder
day, however turned out to be Aspen Highlands, a smaller, homier
resort in the style of Sugar Bowl or Alta. We found the powder
laden terrain much to our liking, even though it was an extra
ticket to buy. On a blown out last day, several of us snowboarded
our way out of the beginner level and headed for the (not so)
steeps of Buttermilk. Nancy managed to get a little lost, arriving
more than a few minutes after closing after having skiied down
the wrong side of the mountain in a white-out blizzard. Fortunately
we found her trudging down the hill, frozen eyebrows & eyelashes,
as we were just beginning to talk to the ski patrol. Age started
to catch us with a record number of injuries, one of them serious
enough to keep a snowboarder named Mike in town for an extra week
to have his broken knee operated on. Needless to say Aspen's nightlife
offered more places to try out than we had nights staying there,
so obviously we had to go to several places per night to do them
all.
For Crash & Burn, 1994 was not the year of plenty, in fact it
was the year of the rock with many people damaging many skis,
including a brand-new pair of top of the line Salomon demo skis.
Sun Valley did have a lot of snow-making which kept the big wide
open cruiser runs, however it is the only resort where employees
ski down with buckets and pick up rocks off the ski slopes. It
was the year and the resort to see the newest rage of Alpine snowboards.
Decked out in hard boots and some with helmets the Alpine boarders
made swooping carved turns with their bodies only inches from
the surface of the snow. Tragedy struck as one member blew her
knee out on the first run of the first day. The monicker Crash
& Burn was really starting to stick. The town of Sun Valley was
one of the wildest we'd ever visited. A crazy scavenger hunt had
us visit nearly every establishment on the main drag. An Ice rink
at the lodge proved very entertaining for those with legs remaining,
however ice time for broomball was denied. The large circular
hot tub was very popular, and since it was so large, no one ever
had to make room for you to get in. The Lodge, one of the oldest
ski places in the U.S. was lined with photos of the rich and famous
visitors from today and yesterday.
Canada called us again in 1996 with a trip to Whistler/Blackcomb.
Powder gods were kind to us, but the medical gods were not. A
record number of illnesses swept the group, many more than Dr.
Wally could even help with. Our accomodations were literally ski
in/ski out with out door hot tub right by the ski entrance. The
views after fresh snowfall (it was snowing down at Vancouver airport
as we arrived) were the most spectacular we'd seen. Between the
two mountains there was enough terrain to last for more than the
week we were there. Canada called us yet again in 1999 as we returned
to Whistler/Blackcomb. Our theme party included the 50's and we
celebrated in various concepts of style at the Hard Rock Cafe.
The powder was plenty, and enjoyed all the more with an early
"Fresh Tracks" breakfast, allowing you to tram to the
top of Whistler to beat the crowds to the best snow. The most
significant Crash (but luckily no Burn) occurred on the bus ride
back to Vancouver. Just in front of the downtown courthouse a
Volvo wagon ran a light and almost cleared the front of our bus.
After a quick, short 180, the insurance-less driver found himself
uninjured and parked on the sidewalk. Since we were not in America,
we were astonished by the total lack of ambulance-chasing lawyers
swarming the scene !
1997's trip was to Montana and a place called Big Sky which had
just connected the top of it's mountain with a small tram, allowing
it to claim the most vertical of any resort in America, eclipsing
Jackson Hole (however we've now seen Snowmass make this claim).
Our first day rewarded us with some cold temp's, fresh snow and
blue skies. After starting out at a nippy -13 F, it warmed up
into the 20's and we had a great day with both powder and sunshine.
This combination got every local to come ski on a Sunday, but
there was more than enough powder for all, and we'd see some more
snow before the end of the week. Locals are a bit intense in Big
Sky-they all tend to wear helmets and look like they were runners-up
in the Extreme Skiing Championships, probably some of them were.
I'd never seen a helmet demo day at a resort, but Boeri was there
with all kinds of high-fashion brain-buckets. Despite the local
headgear and amount of exposed rocks near skiing, none of us managed
to get too banged up, although I did get run into by a local who
was in too much of a hurry traversing. Had hoped for a friendly
"excuse me" as the guy skiied into me, knocking a ski
loose, but instead he berated me and the 2-3 people blocking my
way and shoved me down the mountain. My friends tell me his first
turn was onto rocks, but I think they were trying to make me feel
better. 1997 also saw a change in C'N B management as "shareholders"
(where's my dividend ?) overwhelmingly endorsed Steve and Micki
for the top posts.
Crash & Burn spent the second week of February 1998 sampling the
powder in the legendary back bowls of Vail. Beaver Creek was just
a short bus away, and we were treated to the opening of the powder
glades in the Royal Elk Glades. Locals were astounded when our
private "Hollywood" Costume Ball went public. Apparently
Colorado's conservative attitudes are not too open to a little
friendly cross-dressing. Jason headed up an impromptu Telemark
seminar which ended with two broken bindings and two people one-skiing
it all the way down on the last run. Vail Village was just a short
walk across the freeway and provided plenty of good food and entertainment.
Ski right off the mountain into a real German Beer Hall. Valentine's
day made the trip a bit more romantic, with two members agreeing
to tie the knot atop Vail Mountain.
In recent years we've gone Canadian with a return to Whistler/Blackcomb
in 1999 where we were blessed with powder, steeps and well rain
on the last day. Can you believe they gave out refunds ?? Silly
Canadians. Despite what they said the world continued turning
in January 2000, so we kept skiing and visited Banff and Lake
Louise. Accomodations were grand-we returned to the elegant Banff
Springs Hotel with million dollar views and first class service.
The second half of the trip we stayed at the equally posh and
gorgeous, Chateau Lake Louise. We skiied at Sunshine from Banff
and Lake Louise while at the Chateau. We ate out alot-well every
night. Highlights were the Roaring 20's dinner party/dance and
the dinner on the mountain, followed by torch-light skiing from
the top. One of the best trips this group has taken !!
Who we are:
Steve, GPB (Grand
Pooh-Bah) & Micki "diva.org" [22k]
Jeff, Vidiot extroardinaire (& alleged
webmaster) [23k]
Bill, HMM (Head Muckity Muck)
Emeritus [12k]
Jeremy & Hank, CEI
(Chief Executive Instigator) Emeritus [19k]